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Why spend just a Night at the Roxbury when you can live there? Look at this fantastic property. It comes complete with a hose on the roof, termite damage on the porch, broken concrete, a leaning sidewalk light, an empty milk bottle on the walk, and a pair of statues that looks like a man staring down a cow. At least the grass is green. You can’t beat this location. It is so close to the railroad tracks, the vibrations from the passing trains will shake the pictures off the wall, and the position at the end of a “T” intersection guarantees a strong flow of negative energy and enough flashing car lights to ensure you can’t sleep at night. As the realtor noted, it is “PERFECT FOR FIRST HOME BUYERS.” Yeah, perfect…
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